Happiness. Simple as a piece of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. Item #027
After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies and entice lovers. Item #029
Life without chocolate is life lacking something important. Item #007
Don’t wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty Item #033
God gave the angels wings, and he gave humans chocolate. But if there’s no chocolate in Heaven, I’m not going.
The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare…neither knew chocolate.