Every now and then, I'll run into someone who claims not to like chocolate, and while we live in a country where everyone has the right to eat what they want, I want to say for the record that I don't trust these people, that I think something is wrong with them, and if nine out of ten people say they like chocolate, then one person is always lying.
I am a serious chocoholic. For the serious chocoholic, chocolate is better than sex. If you believe that, you really need to meet that special someone who can change your mind. If you have met that special someone and still believe that, I really need to know where you get your chocolate!
After about 20 years of marriage, you will finally start to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate.
Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. And if you need more help, follow The 12-Step Chocoholics Program: Never be More than 12 Steps away from chocolate!