Thank You Gifts

Show Gratitude by Sending a Delicious Gift of Chocolate

A Chocolate Gift is Always the Right Gift

Every  now  and  then,  I'll  run  into  someone  who  claims  not  to like chocolate, and while we live in a country where everyone has the right to  eat  what  they  want,  I  want to say for the record that I don't trust these people, that I think something is wrong with them, and if nine out of ten people say they like chocolate, then one person is always lying.

I Love You Gifts

Love is an Unexpected Piece of Chocolate

A Woman in Love wants Diamond. A Woman in Lust wants Chocolate.

I am a serious chocoholic. For the serious chocoholic, chocolate is better than sex. If you believe that, you really need to meet that special someone who can change your mind. If you have met that special someone and still believe that, I really need to know where you get your chocolate!

Birthday Gifts

Life is Short. Eat Chocolate.

The Best Birthday Gifts are made of Chocolate

After about 20 years of marriage, you will finally start to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate.

Encouragement Gifts

Things Are Getting Worse. Please Send More Chocolate.

I could give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter.

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. And if you need more help, follow The 12-Step Chocoholics Program: Never be More than 12 Steps away from chocolate!